Just a heads up for everyone,
DON’T DROP YOUR PRETTY MUCH BRAND NEW IPHONE IN THE TOILET,
it won’t end well…
You’ll cry just like me. And even when you put it in rice over night there will still be moisture collected on your camera. And throughout the next day your home button will start to not work, and then it’ll stop working all together and then you’ll have to end up putting your phone in rice for 3 days.
And if you’re anything like me, it’ll be hard to do.. especially if you’re a broke ass bitch like me and you don’t have a spare $500 laying around to replace your phone..
I don’t know what I’m going to do without my phone for 3 days. Which is why I’m sleeping with this bowl of rice next to my bed..
Plus, on top of all that, I have $30.00 to buy all of my Christmas presents. Looks like a lot of people are getting homemade cards for Christmas..
I just want to spend my days in a cute little apartment with my window and balcony over looking the city, cuddling with the one I love. Doing absolutely nothing but just being together. We could eat cute snacks, and take walks everyday. Act as silly as we want to. Sit on the balcony drinking tea, enjoying each others company with no one to bother us. We could make dinner together, and go out for dinner together. Then cuddle some more and watch Disney movies. We could take cute pictures and go on adventures. I just want to be happy.
Is that too much to ask for? Yeah? Okay…
My dog has literally been staring at me like this and winking for 10 minutes straight and counting..